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Mezzo Lunatico in Seattle on 01/15/11

I am delighted to announce that I have been invited by producer Louise DiLenge to guest curate Mezzo Lunatico at Teatro Zinzanni! My first show is NEXT SATURDAY!!! I have three Mezzo Lunatico shows lined up for you

January 15- Miss Astrid joins in as a cast member and will also co host this event with me.
Queen Shmooquan will be making her triumphant return to the stage after a nine month maternity leave,  Waxie Moon will illuminate us as only he can with his radiant lunar light, The Velones – Martha Enson and Cathy Sutherland will be hanging from the rafters and Teatro Zinzanni will send us a surprise performance and keep your eye open for that sexy man Gerard DeLacroix.
Keeping the beat when the beat box is off are Michael Musburger, Andy Stoller, Jeff Fielder, Ty Bailie, and Galen Green, where do I fit in in all of this? Well, I put this crazy group of Earthlings together and will be debuting my new persona The Moon Maven, if you look to the center of the tent in the air you will find me. I will be joined by my Lunar companions, The  Moon Maiden Stardust and Earth Probe D D Sputnik.

Here are a few tasty meteors to wet your appetite for whats down the Milky Way!

February 19- We will be joined by Poppy Daze who will just be returning from her 8 month European tour, The Dynamic Award Winning Duo ~ Cherdonna and Lou, and a few other hot things I will spring on you soon!

March 19Joey Arias and I will take you on an Intergalactique Late Night Romp as never seen before !

This show is 21+ and you must have you ID to enter

I’m an honored to be joining up with Three Dollar Bill Cinema to extend a limited offer joint cover to attend both of the spectacular Joey Arias events to hit  Seattle this October!

For $25 you can attend both “Strange Fruit” at The Triple Door October 12th, and the Docufantasy “Arias with a Twist”‘ at The Lesbian Gay Film Festival, October 16th at The Egyptian. Joey will be staying on after his performance at The Triple Door to attend the screening on Saturday and partake in a Q&A.

To take advantage of this offer please call The Triple Door Box Office 206- 838-4333 and use the code ” Holiday” to make your reservation. You will receive a voucher to attend the screening on October 16, when you check in with the hostess at The Triple Door to attend “Strange Fruit”.

October 12th – Joey Arias and Eliot Douglass in “Strange Fruit”

Tuesday October 12, 7:30 PM The Triple Door

For those of you who are uninitiated to the magic that Joey Arias conjures up when he takes the stage to sing the songs of Billie Holiday you are in for a treat and will be delighted by this sublime 90 minute sojourn of song and banter.  A dear friends mother (now in her 80’s) came to see the show last year sums it up best “ I never thought I would live to see Billie Holiday perform live!” or Christopher Frizelle of The Stranger “It will blow your fucking head open! ”, mind bending indeed. Read more about this event HERE

October 16th – Arias With A Twist : The Docufantasy

Saturday, October 16, 5:00PM , The Egyptian Theatre

Bobby Sheehan; 2010; US; 88 min.

When legendary performance artist Joey Arias and internationally renowned puppeteer Basil Twist collaborated to make the avant-garde show “Arias with a Twist,” the result was a trip into the dreamworld imaginations of two extraordinary artists. In between jaw-droppingly beautiful scenes from the show’s world tour, this Docufantasy explores the lives and art of both Arias and Twist. Along the way, we met their friends and collaborators, including Andy Warhol, David Bowie, Klaus Nomi, Jim Henson, Keith Haring, Grace Jones, Elvira, Pee-wee Herman, Paula the Swedish Housewife, and many others. Be prepared for a groundbreaking, magical, and surreal experience! Read more about this event HERE

I am desperately trying to get my photo galleries set up and it is a NIGHTMARE!!!!!! I have hundreds if not thousands of beautiful images taken by Christopher Nelson and Michael Doucette to share with you from my last three seasons at The Triple Door and beyond. I have been at my computer for 3 hours and feel there is very little to show for it, other than bad kerning and funky galleries that are improperly linking. Thank you “some holy being” that my skills at production are far better than negotiating HTML and WordPress! My dear sweet Webmistress will have to connect the dots and hopefully make beautiful sense out of the full plate HTML spaghetti I just threw into the ethers! Hang in there and you will see more of this…..

Joey Arias in “Strange Fruit” – Season of The Witch 2009 – The Triple Door

photo by Michael Doucette

I’m off to bed!

I am delighted that I could help facilitate the screening of  “Arias with a Twist”: The Docufantasy at The Three Dollar Bill Cinemas : Seattle Lesbian & Gay Film Festival- October 16th at The Egyptian Theater. This film Premièred at The Berlin Film Festival in January and was screened at the Tribecca Film Festival in May. I am so excited to have it here in Seattle this Fall while Joey Arias and Eliot Douglas are making their annual “Strange Fruit” appearance at The Triple Door October 12th, as part of my Gilded Stage season. Joey will be staying on to attend the screening and participate in a Q & A after the film.

“Arias with a Twist”: The Docufantasy is about the collaboration of Joey Arias and Basil Twist , and their creation of the International Award winning stage production “Arias with a Twist” and a biography of the artist themselves.  The film was made by my friend Bobby Sheehan of Working Pictures, and it is his “ love letter to the arts and to the creative spirit that endures in artists like Joey Arias and Basil Twist”.  Bobby grew up on New York City’s Lower East Side in the 70’s with his single teen Mom and knows the courage of people living outside the box first hand. “Arias with a Twist” : The Docufantasy  “ is a tribute to all those people who somehow survive, create, entertain and inspire despite, or maybe because of, what life throws their way.”

Please enjoy this trailer from the documentary:

More information will be available about cross promotional tickets for these events soon.

This beautiful poster was made by Scott Ewalt.

Last year Waxie Moon was attending one of my Moomin Fort parties and he was so smitten with Moonin Fort that he wanted to do an Artist Residence in it.  An e-mail was sent out about it and nothing really came of it, until this year.  Earlier this Spring Honeysuckle Hype needed a place to workshop her new piece “ Eat Your Heart Out! “ and I offered up my living room. I figured if we could rehearse the dancing sequences for “House of Thee UnHoly”, and if Joey Arias, Justin Bond and John Kelly could rehearse their shows in my living room, why not have an on going Artist in Residence!

It was lovely to come home and see Ms. Hype in various states of undress and have conversations with her about where she was at in her creative process and kibbitz about the editing process of her piece, and giving a little feed back here and there (when asked for). Her show has legs and was quite well received on Kickstarter where she was fully funded. She has gone on to perform it is several cities and I feel like an Art parent.

The third Artist in Residence is Scotty The Blue Bunny who is my first live in resident, he has been here since May 28th and is working on his show that debuts in my new “Thee Wild Herring Cabaret “ series at West Hall July 10th. As you can imagine home life has been …. very amplified. The Rabbit plays the violin beautifully and is quite chatty in the morning which I am not…  But that is domestic stuff that no one wants to hear about.

Who knows maybe this year Waxie Moon will fulfill his residency in Moomin Fort with a beautiful dance.  I really enjoy having creative people in my home working on their creative process, it is satisfying and rewarding, and gives a whole new dimension to the house and what a house can be.

I Love this video that Honeysuckle Hype made during her residency.

“Strange Fruit”

A dear friend’s 80-year-old mother sums it up best…. ” I never thought I would live to see Billie Holiday perform live!”

Legendary underground entertainer-turned international cabaret sensation Joey Arias returns to Seattle’s historic Triple Door theatre once again, for an evening of signature song and banter, accompanied by his longtime pianist and creative co-conspirator, Eliot Douglass. Fresh from a five-year run as emcee/”Mistress of Seduction” for Zumanity: the Sultry Side of Cirque de Soleil, a role created expressly for him, Arias is the 2009 recipient of GLAAD’s “Off Off Broadway” Award for Arias With a Twist, an intimate “cabinet of curiosities” melding Arias’ legendary voice with puppeteer Basil Twist’s lavish, ecstatic visual creations.

For one night only, Arias and Douglass will appear at the Triple Door, performing original works alongside the material of Ms. Holiday–as only Joey Arias can conjure her. A two-time “Critic’s Choice” and “Pick of the Week” (Los Angeles Times), Seattle Gay News writer Sara Michelle Fetters said this of his last Triple Door performance:  “To say he left victorious would be something of an understatement… the only thing strange about this particular fruit is just how darn brilliant he really is.” -SGN, April 9 ’08

Outrageous and avant-garde, Joey’s one-of-kind voice and thoroughly modern take on the music of Ms. Holiday continues to bend minds, winning over music and theatre lovers all across the planet. He has been featured at such diverse spaces as NYC’s hallowed Carnegie Hall and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and has collaborated with countless influential artists, including David Bowie and the late Klaus Nomi.

Looking Back At The Future!

Joey Arias (Legendary performer and star of Cirque du Soliel’s Zumanity) and Sherry Vine (International drag darling and founding member of Theatre Couture) present their newest cabaret collaboration – Looking Back At The Future!  The dynamic duo of drag have performed their other smash show; SINsation and StarLust, all over the world; including Berlin, Vienna, Manchester, Helsinki, Tallinn, Amsterdam, Los Angeles, Miami, Seattle, Montreal and New York City.  Looking Back At The Future is sexy and funny with songs from The Andrew Sisters, Guns and Roses, Billie Holiday, Lady GaGa and more.

Wow what an amazing 72 hours of performance and it is only the 14th of March and there are 2 more shows that haven’t even opened yet.

It is that moist time of year here in the Little Fishing Village otherwise known as Seattle, that for the last 6 years has inspired the yearly Moisture Festival of which I have been a participant of for 5. It is also the annual pilgrimage of Trixie Little and The Evil Hate Monkey to the PNW that had become the beacon of light at the end of that long grey tunnel announcing the that spring is truly on it’s way.

Wednesday was the opening night Gala for The MF at ACT and it was packed, the audience was eager and LOUD, we (Trixie, The Monkey, Kalita, and Lily Verlaine) were fashionably a little ..too late so we missed the first 40 minutes of the show but once we got in our seats, were delighted by Godfrey, The Bobs, Sally Pepper on a Cloud Swing, The Valone Sisters working the Lyra, and yes of course the astounding NANDA debuted a new act , who never fail to bring down the house and break every heart simultaneously. The after party couldn’t help but feel like a family reunion and love fest.

Thursday night was the kick off of Burlesque shows titled “Libertease Burlesque” which were censored out of Hales Brewery after our debut into the festival 5 years ago and why I can honestly say I was “Banned in Ballard” and as The Swedish Housewife I find that highly entertaining . As I know just about every act that was in this show I had to go back even though I should have stayed home and worked on my acts for The MF and “Through the Looking Glass” that opens March 24 at The Triple Door, I’m the Mad Hatter!

Any way the show opened with The Moistettes a bevy of hot broads working boas and bumping away beautifully, Sydni Deveraux performed her beautiful “Obama Act” that brings tears to my eyes every time I see it. Sydni has grown so much as a performer over the last year, clearly she has been working hard on her stage skills and the crowd definitely appreciated these efforts and rightly adored her. Lily Verlaine was the definition of SEXY HOTTNESS and had every man and woman sweating under the collar in her rendition of Summer Time, Trixie Little and The Evil Hate Monkey performed a double-double trapeze act that was fantastic, pompous, and excellently executed!!!!!! As Kalita was shaking her moneymaker a voice from behind commenting on her behind was heard saying “Oh Please, Don’t Stop !!!!” The Bellini Twins were out of control hilarious.

God this show was great!!! And I’m not even half way through this astoundingly fabulous line up! Yikes!!!! SO not for lack of their amazingness but a desire to keep this short everyone was fantastic and at their best and I have Civic and Community Pride written up one side and down the other. Miss Indigo Blue shined with her “ Triple Fan Dance” coy, smart, teasing, classic and clever, The Aerialistas count em 10, Yes 10 hot sassy lassies all on stage at one time, seducing the ropes and creating a Cloud Swing in a most imaginative and un imaginable way, and Hell Ya! Waxie Moon dishing out “American Woman”, I really could go on and on and on and Oh yes NANDA….. There really is a reason why they use all capital letter for their name… sigh…… Across the boards The Swedish Housewife vote is in: Production Values 10, Costuming 10, Quality of Performances 10!
This is REALLY the Hottest Show in Town !GO SEE IT !!!!!!!!!!

Friday night I went to see Dina Martina’s “Cherished Chestnuts” at Re Bar now extended till April 25th and there is a reason why. I was God Smacked, Dumfounded and have sore stomach muscles from this romp down memory lane of the demented and brilliant mind of Grady West, who is currently up for the GLAAD Award- OUTSTANDING NEW YORK THEATER: OFF OFF BROADWAY and in very good company I would like to add, Joey Arias and Basil Twist for Aria’s with a Twist” Justin Bond (who I am bringing to Seattle March 29 to The Triple Door) for Lustre a Midwinter Trans-Fest , Dina Martina: Off the Charts!. I am only mentioning these three nominees as I have worked with all of them!!!

After the show I had a quick Ethiopian dinner at Habesha right around the corner from Re-Bar and it is YUMMY!!!!! Go there the food is great, the ambiance is nice, I liked the music, the crowd was sassy, only odd thing was trying to discourage the waiter from putting the cork back into the bottle after it was opened, maybe it’s a cultural thing?

Back to ACT I went for my evening fill of fanastico! I caught the end of the show and once again Fabulous!!! Fuchsia FOXXX Hotness, Ben De La Creme dishing out old school Burlesque as “Eve” and her temptations, The Heavenly Spies in a fantastic dance act with Ultra, and Boy Oh Boy !!!is it nice to see Bell Cozette on stage again!!!

There are only two more burlesque shows left in this season of the Moisture Festival so beat it on down to ACT at 7th and Union and get yourself a seat for the Hottest Show in town!!!!!

Friday night I have a quite dinner with Scott and his boyfriend Michel at Village Restaurant a charming low-key delicious place to eat, where I have been going for several years thanks to Kim Hastreiter. I was delighted to learn on this visit was a frequent haunt of Mae West, funny how we unknowingly and naturally gravitate to these cultural hot spots, the bar had been all dressed up for celebrating her Birthday August 20th, as it turns out she lived up stairs and patronized this location when it was Paul & Joe’s a gay cabaret. It inspired Mae to write her controversial play “THE DRAG,” a work that kicked New York’s legal machinery into gear on 9 February 1927. Mae spent that evening in Jefferson Market Police Court and was forced to stay overnight in Jefferson Market Jail. I was told she used many of the drag performers from that bar in her play.

Saturday morning I met up with Lori aka Leroi The Girl Boi and her girlfriend Nash for breakfast and to head up to The Met to see the Anglomaina show before it closed. I apologized to Lori for not having made it out to her performance at the Friday night opening party for the NYBF. She was understanding and told me about he performance and shared what she felt were some of the highlights, Rosewood and Bambi the Mermaid in her new Lobster Act inspired by the passing of her late husband Larry. We had a sweet visit and caught up on life while eating at Mogador. Four men who were of some Middle Eastern origin were sharing a great looking meal of cous cous with lamb, as I got up I felt the need to share with them that their meal looked tasty, their reply was that I looked pretty tasty myself. I felt appreciate of that, as my eyes were inevitably puffy from crying over our loss of Adam. As we walked out from breakfast I decided I was not in the right frame of mind or ready to perform so I called Angie Pontani to ask her to pull me out of the line up for the Festival that night. I felt badly, but instantly relieved and knew I had made the right decision. Nash, Lori and I head up to The Met after picking up a supply of their favorite teas and coffee at some purveyors of such on Saint Marks on the south side of the street that I was too in a daze to make note of what it was called. It was raining again as it had been since Friday night and it was no ordinary rain this was a deluge, the residue of a tropical storm. As we move on a Big Apple Tour Bus drives up 1st Avenue and the people on the top in the open car were shrouded in deposable rain coats with hoods that made them eerily appeared like a fleet of Grand Wizards of the KKK or would that be gaggle?

The Anglomania show was enchanting and beautiful; though it felt  it was badly lit. Maybe my 46 year old eyes don’t take in the light like they used to, but it was very murky and I felt I was missing out on quite a few details due to the lack of lighting. The wigs were amazing, just what I have been looking for, for a new act I have been developing since last October that requires a Madam de Pompadour coif. Westwood was gorgeous as ever and the Mohawks were over the top, they were made of tampons, cigarettes, newspaper, shoe soles and so on. I was told later that the show was censored and it made me curious what they took out. Maybe that will be revealed in the catalogue that is to come out in October, rather odd as the show closed this last Sunday. I guess someone missed his or her deadline? There were several stunning images, like the Raven ball gown vignette, hunting scene, and foppish and stately men’s wear. It was a very small show and I could have seen several more rooms of displays. The take was a juxtaposition of old and modern Anglo fashion, mixed in with antique Anglomania furniture and knickknacks. Maybe it was the time period that inspired the lighting but I still feel it should have been brighter.

When we left the rain was sideways and quite dramatic the girls headed downtown and I over to wander down Madison Avenue in the down pour to look for some new pants, a coat and possibly some shoes, as I have not packed correctly for this trip and will have nothing to wear that is dry at this rate or that is warm enough for this challenging weather. But I have to admit I did find the dramatic weather satisfying as it fit my inner broody mood.

As I had decided to not perform that night it meant I could attend the going away party for my old friend John Kelly who is leaving town to go paint in Rome for 10 months, he was awarded the Rome scholarship to The American Academy in Rome. He will be working on a series inspired by Caravaggio. The last time I was in NYC in May we had had lunch at the Cupping Room (another old haunt that was around the corner from the loft I moved into in the late fall of 82 on Canal Street) and he was waiting to hear if he had been accepted. I suggested that he write into his stipend a budget for hustlers as Caravaggio had often used street urchins and hustler as his models, it would put an authentic twist to the whole thing. We discussed Brian Butterick and Kestutis Nakas book project about The Pyramid Club and I expressed how I would love to help facilitate a reunion of use remaining cast of characters. We could share photos and tape interviews and help rekindle memories that are buried deep inside our craniums, ahh but I am getting distracted once again.

I arrived at the party around 8:30 it was at The Chelsea at his friend Scott apartment. (I lived at The Chelsea when I first moved to NYC in the summer of 82 when I was attending classes at ICP before I enrolled there full time later that fall.) The lobby has changed over the years and is more cram packed with art and the lighting is much brighter. I head up to the 9th floor and into a beautiful apartment with an impressive collection of modern photography included several pieces by the man who created “Piss Christ” whose name escapes me at the moment. One is of the Virgin Mary and Jesus and the other The Infant of Prague, and a fascination large format photo of a nude woman holding a horse cock, after a pee I assume. Several of John’s friends are in attendance all who are of interest in their own right as artists, producers, publishers, creative directors, directors, opera singers, fellow performance artists and a few of Scott’s friends are tossed in. I notice that Scott has a Rene Ricard on the wall and inquire if they are friends, it turns out that they are and that Rene may actually come down and join in the party later (he lives a few floors up) I am quite excited by this as I have not seen him in person for many years, quite possibly the last time was at Terence Sellers, when she still had her apartment on Spring Street, that could easily be 10 years ago. John and I catch up and talk about his impeding journey. In the dining room area the bar is set up and there are a few things to nibble, mac & cheese, and two stacks of White Castle burgers one stack with cheese one without. It is here that I meet John’s friend Paul who is in the midst of discussing what happened to the leather scene in NYC, and I am all ears, we hit if off, right off the bat and spent much of the evening discovering the many mutual connections we have included Rick Castro who we are both working on up coming exhibits with, Paul’s- Modern Heretics, mine -Burlesque.

Back in the living room I speak with two women who travel to Seattle frequently to work with the Seattle Opera one as a director the other a singer, me being the wretch I am, cannot remember their names and I will have to shoot John an e-mail to correct that. On the baby grand piano I see a copy of Claudio Edinger’s book Chelsea Hotel and flip through it. He was staying at the Chelsea the same time I was ( 1982) , he actually shot some pictures of me that apparently ended up on a dark room floor. It seems like this whole trip is about reminiscing and remembering the many different time periods I have shared with NY. The photo’s get me thinking about Rene again so I ask Scott about where I need to go to scare him up, Scott is still talking to the women whose names I cannot recall which leads to us trying to describe Rene to them. It did not go well and they seem skeptical of the value and of my fascination with what I consider a genius of man who lives a debauched hedonistic life, chasing rough trade taggers, who has a considerable drug habit, is a art critic, poet and artist of his own right. I love Rene and quite fondly remember the times in the 80′s when we would head over to The Eagle very late at night to shoot pool and drink more. He always said I was good bait, but I digress; so I get Rene’s apartment number and go see if I can coax Rene out of his cavern.

I arrive at his door and it is classic Ricard! There are several notes taped to his door and the floor, of course I read them as they are not in envelopes (that seems some what legitimate), the one on the door is an apology, the ones on the floor pertain to some film shoot he is supposed to be at and details of call times and such. But it was the sounds coming from the other side of the door that were so Rene to me, wild caterwauling meets vocalizing, and the moths that keep circling around and around. I ponder what state he is in and if I am game to interact in his for the time being, private madness. I decide yes, I knock and I knock and I tell him it is me, I wait and I wait and I knock but I am unable to distract him or gain his attention from his private world of what sounds rather hellish at the moment.

I want to share one of my favorite poems by Rene from “God With Revolver”.

LAUNDRY

We fucked
so much
everything
I own has
come stains

I return back down stairs and announce my defeat.
I spend the rest of the evening curled up on a sofa with John and Paul talking and laughing. Paul gave John one of his eggs that is made in the style he learned from, if I remember correctly, his Ukrainian Grand mother. He has added to the process several layers of lacquer and fills the eggs with sand. It is very satisfying to hold the egg, the weight, the smoothness and the sound that it makes when you gently shake it. Paul invites me to an opening on Thursday for the artist Vess Pitts who he has modeled for.

Monday I wander around and incidentally meet up with Joey Arias on a street corner, I feel like I was guided to him. He introduces me to his hairdresser Steven Knoll who I have been hearing about for so long. They are discussing Joey’s haircut that he is to have the following day. It seems like haircuts are a theme this week too. Several of the people I encounter this week have cut off considerable amounts of hair including myself. Joey and I take a stroll through the West Village and run into Justin Bond who is enjoying a much-needed day off from his show that is now on Broadway, and causing a considerable stir. He shares with us how his mother is handling all the media attention that Justin is receiving and the accusations of blasphemy against the church and so on, and how she is negotiating the political waters with her old friends and very conservative neighbors down in the D.C. area.

Later I meet up with Andy Reynolds and we sit in Tompkins Park and visit and then later walk over to 9th and C to meet Adam’s parents who are just outside of his, I guess former apartment. It is rather odd and more odd than I feel is polite to get into now. His parents are lovely and we learn to what extent Adam’s pre existing heart condition has played into his far to early death. It does help to know why Adam is gone, but does not really make it any easier accept. I think that makes sense? We walk them over to A7 where they are meeting Micky and Bruce, we all decided that we need to have a celebration of Adam and his contributions to our lives and settle on early November so his friends across the pond can be part of it too. Andy and I spend the rest of the evening watching “The Killing” and “Sudden Fear”.

Tuesday night I briefly stop by Happy Valley where Sister Dimension is giving a performance. Billy Beyond was a barker for the very burlesque meets drag performance that Sister gave, it was quite entertaining and lasted about 10 – 15 minutes. There was a whole tribe of the new young kids on the block, out for this long awaited performance, it has been about 10 years since Sister has done a full on act, it was also Sister’s Birthday and several if the who’s who of our generation are in attendance, well the ones who have returned from their late summer hiatuses out in the Hampton’s, Fire Island, or Province Town. The young creatures of the night were turned out in tribal desert glamour, head shrouds and wraps, with sunglasses and prefect makeup. I dash out after his performance and proper adulation and head back to Tom’s. I wonder if I am going to see Tom on this trip, as he keeps delaying his return from P-Town, everyday he has a new reason not to come back.

Vegas is HOT!

Dear Diary,

Vegas is HOT!

It is a good primer for what lay ahead Barstow and Burlesque in the Mojave Desert. I spent three and a half days sleeping on Joey Aria’s fold out bed in his suite away from home (NYC). I was exhausted! As I am certain you can imaging from my last post. I slept a LOT!!!! Between sleeping I had dinner with Joey at Hamada a great Japanese Restaurant, and lunch at Cozumel, as usual Joey and I shared at least one Mexican meal, he’s the one who has taught me how to eat spicy food. After lunch, I dropped off some Exotic World Posters at a shop, and continued to work on the Friday Night Meet and Greet with the most challenging internet access one can imagine. Thanks to many friends who will remain nameless to protect them from corporate punishment for sharing their accounts, I was able to retrieve and send e-mail is a most curious and hobbled together fashion.

So, if I was not sleeping and sleeping and drinking lots and lots of water, I was spending time talking to Classic Burlesque Stars and Legends on the phone pounding out the final details for the Friday night event. For me is was all too thrilling to be calling on the likes of Tura Satana, Kiva, Kitten Natavidad ,Bambi Sr., and Liz Renay. I had been speaking with them from Pennsylvania, NYC, and now from Vegas over the last few weeks, my phone bill will convert these minutes into dollars (ouch!). The show was falling into place, I just needed a great stage manager and to stop performers from the usual pre show shenanigans! Now I just had to figure out how I was going to get El Vez from the Ontario airport to Barstow and set up for the show at the same time.

Joey secured tickets for myself, Scott Ewalt and Jeff Gardener to go see him in Zumanity . You see my dear friend Joey Arias has landed the job as the emcee in show that is described as the “darker side” of Cirque Du Soleil, and they could not have made a better choice. In the course of the show I saw him be everything and everyone I know him to be, a ringleader, diva, provocateur, jester, seductress, harpy, and vixen! Well, actually he is a lot more than that, but how great to see him being himself in his best gender fuck expression, in a multi million-dollar show, designed by Thierry Mugler! And all in front of Middle America! I never thought Joey would be performing to the Mid Western and Southern audiences but he is, and they LOVE him! How Joey ended up being the Barney of Gender Fuck is more that I can answer, and I say gender fuck because he is beyond drag and is a She Monster unto himself. (This being said in the most loving and caring way). I could so easily go on and on about Joey Aria.. I was sad that he didn’t really sing in this show as he is an amazing vocalist, but the show was beautiful and there were several mind-blowing acts. The costumes needless to say were astounding and the lighting was superb.

After the show we went to a birthday party for one of the cast members to a place called the Champagne Bar, from the name one would assume that one was going to be in a very posh and swanky place but indeed we were in a very fab and authentic old Vegas dump with gold and red-flocked wallpaper and old posters of Marilyn (Monroe) on them. People smoke too much in Vegas and are allowed to, and it bugs me. I hate smoking, I used to smoke and I am OVER it. I met many performer people who work with Joey and in other shows and have all grown quite fond of Joey, I am happy to know that he has developed a very nice community of friends during his two-year stint (this far) in the heat of the desert. It was 4:30 and the party was in full swing and I was beat, I asked Elliot if he would give me a ride home as I was tired and needed to take a nap; as my friend Miss Indigo Blue would state it. Well, a nap is about all it amounted to, as I had to get up and take care of a few more logistics as today was the day I was heading to Barstow.

I had some hair-brained idea that I was going to take the Greyhound bus to Barstow. Some romantic notion that was better as a daydream than a reality. I thought that planning ahead and purchasing a ticket before was smart! I was told to arrive and hour before my departure, I arrived earlier actually. The scene I arrived to was classic, some drug addict in withdrawal or just plain old OD’ed right in front of the station and an ambulance pulling up to assist. I had just been joking about that to the taxi driver just before we arrived at the station, I had said “Just watch! It will be me the meth addicts, transients, game losers and seasonal farm workers at the station.” That will teach me to create my own reality!!!! Anyway so I manage to get out of the taxi with my three bags (despite the four boxes I have already sent back to Seattle over the last three and a half weeks). I end up standing in line to get my actual ticket, you know the one I already purchased so smartly and to check my two bags. So much for saving time, I stand in line for over an hour speaking to two very nice 60 year old Korean ladies who were visiting from San Francisco who tell me all about migrating to the states in the 60′s and how shocked they were by American life when they arrived and lived in the Haight!

Finally the front of the line. Only to be told I have to go stand in yet another line and that I must take my bags with me, and the bus leaves in 5 minutes. That is when I realized that the line I saw when I came in over an hours ago, are all people waiting for the same bus I am taking, and they too are holding prepaid tickets. The boarding starts in a mass of confusion and people are running and jumping over each other’s suitcases, children are being separated from their parents, and it makes me think of footage I saw of people trying to get out of Saigon the night before the collapse. The bus driver slams shut this weird security door, the likes of which I have never seen, something out of a cattle shoot, and the driver says “the bus is full!”

Next scene people fighting swearing. Oh God, I am one of them! Driver jumps back on bus, puts bus in reverse without closing the baggage compartments, baggage falling out, but taking off anyway, my finger jabbing in a man’s chest the man who is unfortunately for him wearing a greyhound shirt and the words “This is Fucked UP” coming out of my mouth. A more than agitated phone call later to the executive producers of Miss Exotic World (Laura and Luke ) try to help me trouble shoot, it is evident I must rent a car. Too much heat, too much baggage, and a really bad mood, and I must find a taxi in the worst part of town 45 minuets I mean minutes later I am in a taxi back to the hotel where I started; a very kindest and efficient concierge helps me find a great rate on a one-way rental from Vegas to LA. I am on the road and in a much better mood. Thank God!

2 hours and a few minutes, later I am in Barstow!

As Greyhound has no information on where to direct complaints on their sight, I suggest…

Unsafe Driving

To report unsafe driving by a Greyhound bus, contact the National Clearinghouse for Bus Safety at 1-800-SAFE-BUS.

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