Tag Archive: Cabaret


Mezzo Lunatico in Seattle on 01/15/11

I am delighted to announce that I have been invited by producer Louise DiLenge to guest curate Mezzo Lunatico at Teatro Zinzanni! My first show is NEXT SATURDAY!!! I have three Mezzo Lunatico shows lined up for you

January 15- Miss Astrid joins in as a cast member and will also co host this event with me.
Queen Shmooquan will be making her triumphant return to the stage after a nine month maternity leave,  Waxie Moon will illuminate us as only he can with his radiant lunar light, The Velones – Martha Enson and Cathy Sutherland will be hanging from the rafters and Teatro Zinzanni will send us a surprise performance and keep your eye open for that sexy man Gerard DeLacroix.
Keeping the beat when the beat box is off are Michael Musburger, Andy Stoller, Jeff Fielder, Ty Bailie, and Galen Green, where do I fit in in all of this? Well, I put this crazy group of Earthlings together and will be debuting my new persona The Moon Maven, if you look to the center of the tent in the air you will find me. I will be joined by my Lunar companions, The  Moon Maiden Stardust and Earth Probe D D Sputnik.

Here are a few tasty meteors to wet your appetite for whats down the Milky Way!

February 19- We will be joined by Poppy Daze who will just be returning from her 8 month European tour, The Dynamic Award Winning Duo ~ Cherdonna and Lou, and a few other hot things I will spring on you soon!

March 19Joey Arias and I will take you on an Intergalactique Late Night Romp as never seen before !

This show is 21+ and you must have you ID to enter

I’m an honored to be joining up with Three Dollar Bill Cinema to extend a limited offer joint cover to attend both of the spectacular Joey Arias events to hit  Seattle this October!

For $25 you can attend both “Strange Fruit” at The Triple Door October 12th, and the Docufantasy “Arias with a Twist”‘ at The Lesbian Gay Film Festival, October 16th at The Egyptian. Joey will be staying on after his performance at The Triple Door to attend the screening on Saturday and partake in a Q&A.

To take advantage of this offer please call The Triple Door Box Office 206- 838-4333 and use the code ” Holiday” to make your reservation. You will receive a voucher to attend the screening on October 16, when you check in with the hostess at The Triple Door to attend “Strange Fruit”.

October 12th – Joey Arias and Eliot Douglass in “Strange Fruit”

Tuesday October 12, 7:30 PM The Triple Door

For those of you who are uninitiated to the magic that Joey Arias conjures up when he takes the stage to sing the songs of Billie Holiday you are in for a treat and will be delighted by this sublime 90 minute sojourn of song and banter.  A dear friends mother (now in her 80’s) came to see the show last year sums it up best “ I never thought I would live to see Billie Holiday perform live!” or Christopher Frizelle of The Stranger “It will blow your fucking head open! ”, mind bending indeed. Read more about this event HERE

October 16th – Arias With A Twist : The Docufantasy

Saturday, October 16, 5:00PM , The Egyptian Theatre

Bobby Sheehan; 2010; US; 88 min.

When legendary performance artist Joey Arias and internationally renowned puppeteer Basil Twist collaborated to make the avant-garde show “Arias with a Twist,” the result was a trip into the dreamworld imaginations of two extraordinary artists. In between jaw-droppingly beautiful scenes from the show’s world tour, this Docufantasy explores the lives and art of both Arias and Twist. Along the way, we met their friends and collaborators, including Andy Warhol, David Bowie, Klaus Nomi, Jim Henson, Keith Haring, Grace Jones, Elvira, Pee-wee Herman, Paula the Swedish Housewife, and many others. Be prepared for a groundbreaking, magical, and surreal experience! Read more about this event HERE

Our Lady J

“Gospel for The Godless”

OUR LADY J’s “Gospel for The Godless” is a musical celebration of original music, penned by the Lady herself. Inspired by traditional Gospel music services, this show is anything but traditional: Our Lady J promises to deliver a new testament of post-religious gospel music with a rousing set that promises to deliver you from your woes, sans the usual dogmatic baggage. A self-proclaimed transexual spiritualist, Our Lady J is
revitalizing the genre one song at a time, while remaining true to what gospel music was intended to be- powerful, uplifting music for
all of humankind.

Testimonials from the congregation:


“Stunning!” - New York Magazine

“A fierce diva!”Perez Hilton

“ Virtuosic! Our Lady J is a big, brassy blond, with an abiding love of gospel… Don’t dismiss Our Lady J as a transgender novelty act! The critics’ favorite bowls the audience over with her gospel stylings and pianistic skills.”Time Out New York

“Powerful! Our Lady J knows how to rock the house. She will have you singing her praises long after the show is over.”The Village Voice

“The sultry vocals of Our Lady J are a regular presence on the New York City and London underground music scenes. From beautifully arranged covers of songs by Dolly Parton, Nine Inch Nails, and Alanis Morissette, to stellar, sometimes haunting, self-composed works, the transgender sensation is truly genre-bending.”Joseph Hassan, OUT.com

“Divine. A dazzling affair of seductive songs. Fabulous.”Next Magazine

“Our Lady J is a monster musician and a great soul.  A great huge heart with a great talent. I must confess: she knocked me out.  I adore her.” - Diamanda Galas

Scotty the Blue Bunny

“Where Do I Begin”

An all new original experience by Scotty the Blue Bunny


Scotty the Blue Bunny’s first solo experience in over 5 years, filled with Music! Song! and Dance! The Bunny will guide you through a 60 minute laughing affirmation that preaches to the choir and helps us to transcend the Zeitgeist in a return to the real cabaret from the Lapine P.O.V.

Clad in his signature interspecies power suite of spandex our vaudevillianous guru delivers meditations via Rap, Modern Dance (and possibly a few asanas) and Fiddle !

Let us PRAY!

What the press has had to say about The Bunny;

“Strange and Magical” -  SF Weekly

“You don’t get that every day” -  International Tattoo Art Magazine

“A seven-foot tall tower of shimmery spandex and attitude” – DNA Magazine, Australia

” The ubiquitous comedian and M.C.”  –  The New York Times

“Night, Sleep, Death and the Stars: an Evening with Nick Garrison”
(thank you Walt Whitman)


Darkly comic and sweetly heartbreaking, an evening with Seattle chanteur and performance artist Nick Garrison will take you on a rocking musical journey that mixes original songs, classic covers from Weimar-era cabaret tunes about plucky whores to stadium sized rock anthems about gender warriors, and horrifying, hilarious true stories to create a truly mind-bending and deeply entertaining musical extravaganza.

“Strange Fruit”

A dear friend’s 80-year-old mother sums it up best…. ” I never thought I would live to see Billie Holiday perform live!”

Legendary underground entertainer-turned international cabaret sensation Joey Arias returns to Seattle’s historic Triple Door theatre once again, for an evening of signature song and banter, accompanied by his longtime pianist and creative co-conspirator, Eliot Douglass. Fresh from a five-year run as emcee/”Mistress of Seduction” for Zumanity: the Sultry Side of Cirque de Soleil, a role created expressly for him, Arias is the 2009 recipient of GLAAD’s “Off Off Broadway” Award for Arias With a Twist, an intimate “cabinet of curiosities” melding Arias’ legendary voice with puppeteer Basil Twist’s lavish, ecstatic visual creations.

For one night only, Arias and Douglass will appear at the Triple Door, performing original works alongside the material of Ms. Holiday–as only Joey Arias can conjure her. A two-time “Critic’s Choice” and “Pick of the Week” (Los Angeles Times), Seattle Gay News writer Sara Michelle Fetters said this of his last Triple Door performance:  “To say he left victorious would be something of an understatement… the only thing strange about this particular fruit is just how darn brilliant he really is.” -SGN, April 9 ’08

Outrageous and avant-garde, Joey’s one-of-kind voice and thoroughly modern take on the music of Ms. Holiday continues to bend minds, winning over music and theatre lovers all across the planet. He has been featured at such diverse spaces as NYC’s hallowed Carnegie Hall and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and has collaborated with countless influential artists, including David Bowie and the late Klaus Nomi.

The First Annual “Seafarer Follies!”

The Swedish Housewife Presents the first annual Seafarer Follies! An aquatic cabaret to make Flo Ziegfeld fall off his boat. Just like in the olden days when “The Aqua Follies” rocked Greenlake, the Seafarer Follies! is the perfect Seafair antidote to loud boats, loud planes and suburban parades.


For our first commemorative year, performance artist Bradford Scobie (NYC) will be at the helm. With acts by Moisture Festival favorites: Trixie Little and The Evil Hate “Sea”-Monkey (Baltimore) and debuting Bambi The Mermaid (Coney Island), Seattle all stars Waxie Moon as King Neptune, The Shanghai Pearl, The Swedish Housewife, and introducing Thee Bearded Clam Chorus!!! Of course, a Real Live Band will be rockin’ the boat!


Come dressed to the nine fathoms in your most outrageous nautical, aquatic, flyboy, flygirl, sailor, sea captain, mermaid, merman, or “you make it up” costume to win prizes and the prestigious year long title of  The Royal Sea Urchin!


That’s right, more flotsam and jetsam than you can shake a stick at… more crustaceans than you can put in a pot! You can’t throw a catfish on this stage and not hit a mermaid! Packed full of Sardines and Sailors!!! Blue Angels, Red Devils, and not your average Chicken of the Sea!


Guaranteed to be Off The Hook!

Press about The Seafarer Follies!

Seafarer Follies makes Seattle Magazines August Must List!

The Stranger’s Burlesque Box

Blogs about The Seafarer Follies!

Burlesque Press Seattle – Charms City’s Trixie Little: a Q & A

Burlesque Press Seattle – The Crab-Clawed Attack of Bambi The Mermaid


John Kelly by Austin Young

June 19- John Kelly in “Paved Paradise:Redux”  – The Songs of Joni Mitchell

“I felt like I was Huck Finn attending his own funeral or Jimmy Stewart in that movie where the angel walks him back through his life. I was braced for a lampooning, and I didn’t expect to be so touched” -Joni Mitchell

John brought down the house at The Triple Door in 2008 and we expect no less from him this year! Ever since he appeared as Joni Mitchell at the very first Wigstock in the Fabulous 80′s, John Kelly has cast a spell of illusion that has continued to captivate audiences, including the subject matter herself, Joni Mitchell the poet, painter and singer.  In this loving homage John Kelly the award winning and extremely gifted performance artist inhabits the persona of Joni in a very intimate 90-minute journey through song and reflections on life.

The extraordinary Obie Award-winning actor and performance artist John Kelly is currently touring a new version of his highly acclaimed theatrical homage to the music of the legendary singer/songwriter Joni Mitchell. Paved Paradise has thrilled critics and audiences across the nation and now comes to Seattle for one night to the Triple Door.

The shows concept is daringly simple: Joni in concert, with Kelly on vocals, guitar and dulcimer, backed by piano and bass. The “score” is an array of songs from various stages of Mitchell’s career; the “book” is her actual words, culled from interviews and pirated concert recordings. Kelly’s musicianship satisfies even the most fanatic Joni-phile. The original arrangements, both acoustic and electric, are utterly intact, and Kelly’s spot-on, original-key recreation of her vocals is uncanny. This is no ordinary drag show. No less a critic that Joni Mitchell herself has been surprised by the impact of Kelly’s tribute. “I was braced for a lampooning,” she told The New York Times. “I didn’t expect to be so touched. I cried in two places.” She has become one of Kelly’s biggest fans.

The New York Times review of Kelly’s show exclaimed, “There’s drag, and then there’s transformation through spiritual osmosis, and that’s what John Kelly accomplishes with this tribute to the queen of the singer-song writers. . . Magnificent.”” And The Boston Globe raved, “Paved Paradise is either the gentlest sendup or the sharpest homage you’ll ever see. … Kelly doesn’t so much impersonate Mitchell as channel her.  There’s really only one word for the way Kelly plays with a famous, complicated persona and with our own ideas of the person behind that mask. It’s genius.”

Performance and visual artist John Kelly originally trained as a dancer with American Ballet Theatre and Harkness House for Ballet Arts. Wanting to extend his range as a performer, he also studied corporeal mime, trapeze and tight-wire technique and voice. As a visual artist he studied at Parsons School of Design and at the School of The Museum of Fine Arts, Boston.
Kelly’s artistic endeavors extend to writing and directing along with his work in the visual arts, singing and acting. In 2001, he collaborated with Pulitzer Prize-winning composer David Del Tredici as lyricist and director. He has recorded with Laurie Anderson and performed with the Blue Man Group, among countless others.
A two-time Obie Award winner for his acting, his long list of stage credits extend to Orpheus X at the American Repertory Theatre and James Joyce’s The Dead on Broadway. He has created more than 30 performance works, including Paved Paradise:The Art of Joni Mitchell.

“My Mid Century Modern Celebration Cabaret”

Come join in the fun as the Madcap International Bohemian Jet Set gather at The Triple Door to toast a half century of an epic life that has been lived to the hilt! A run amuck wild cabaret filled with Acrobats, Aerialists, Avant Guard muckety mucks, Burlesquers, “Dance Troupes”, Glamour Girls, Jugglers, and Wacky Performance Artists ( inhale here), that will be talked about in AA, NA,SA and ALONON meetings for years to come!

Starring !!!

Julie Atlas Muz – NYC- “Muz takes the aesthetic of burlesque and applies it to high art to create a dark fantasy of innocence and corruption. The movement is alternately playful and sexual, and the sex is alternately pure and prurient.” -Culturebot.org

Fancy Chance “Miss Alternative Universe 2009″- London

Scotty The Blue Bunny – The World at Large

Miss Astrid- Switzerland- “the true weimar fraulein” – Mel Gordon, author of Voluptuous Panic , “Enough attitude to sink the Bismark”- San Jose Mercury News

NANDA- Portland- “The Nanda boys do things I always wanted the Karamozovs to do, but couldn’t hire the talent… …Go, Nanda! Banzai!” -Howard Patterson,The Flying Karamozov Brothers

Ernie Von Schmaltz

Cherdonna and Lou

Catherine D’Lish- There’s a reason for her last name……

Lily Verlaine- The Living Breathing Work of Art

Miss Indigo Blue- Seattle’s Sapphic Sweetheart

Poppy Daze of The Aerialistas

Queen Shmooquan- ” She is Genius” – Stone Gossard

Waxie Moon

Stella Rose-  Le Pick up Artiste

DOOR  at  6:00PM

SHOW at 8:00PM

I am SO excited for Justin’s arrival to Seattle and his Up Coming performance March 18th at The Triple Door. I was thinking about how wonderful the show was last year and wanted to share a video with you from ” The Rites of Spring- More Songs for the Neo Pagan Revolution”. Deirdre Timmons of Golden Echo Films shot the show and we hope to eventually make it available to all of you. In the mean time please enjoy the following video of Justin Bond- New Depression

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