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Joan back in her heyday!

What a great day of production and I did it all in my flannel pajamas!
Today I spent about three hours with Michael Musburger discussing the January 8th “Gypsy Rose Lee Centennial Celebration” at The Triple Door.
Michael is pulling a band together for this show as Burlesque is always better with Live Music! Michael and I went through my Burly Music Library, much of which has been given to me by Scott Ewalt. We want to keep the music between the 30′s and 50′s, grated that is 20 years of music but our  focus is on what was popular at the time and what was in Burlesque Halls.
The show we are creating will be played out as our own edition of “Master Piece Theater” with Miss Astrid as the Host and Joan Arline, Catherine D’Lish, Lily Verlaine, Inga Ingenue and I will be performing examples of Gypsy’s signature styles, and a few non performative things as well are in the works , a reading by Sarah Rudioff from the soon to be released “American Rose” by Karen Abbott and a Tableaux Vivant by Nick Garrison. Scott Ewalt sent me some MP3′s of Gypsy Rose Lee performing live and they sure are inspiring! Deciding what I want to do is very difficult.

Today I also spent some time on the phone with Joan Arline, discussing show’s with Joan is stepping through a worm whole to the past (Joan will be 78 on December 3rd) while classy and poised she certainly is the definition of a broad, and I feel as though I’m in 1949 discussing this production with her (this is the second time for her to come to Seattle for one of my shows and she has been in several of the shows I’ve produced for The Burlesque Hall of Fame in Las Vegas).

Joan as any performer in Burlesque is always angling for more acts per show and longer sets per act while trolling you for what other productions you may have down the bend. I find it charming that Joan at 77 still has that performer drive and ambition to be on the stage in the bright lights and shaking me down about who I could connect her to, I enjoy that part of the hustle though I would not want to have that conversation everyday. There is  a lot to lean from these ladies, the pitch and the push !

The generation gap of technology is always an interesting one to leap across when working with these old gals. I really do find it much easier when the show has live music as most of these ladies still have their music charts and that is the way they are used to working (well that doing 20 minute sets, but I’m not sure the modern day audience has the attention span for that), I still laugh when I think about La Savon asking me if we could accommodate a reel to reel tape at the BHOF Reunion in 2007, that is when I asked if she had grandchildren… Anyway I can’t wait to lay my eyes on copies of Joan’s original charts, they were too big for her to copy at home so she had to take to Office Max to have them reduced. They arrive in the mail this week so Michael can get going on her part of the show.


This is a photo of Joan backstage from a production of “Gypsy” that she performed in last year in Palm Springs, she will be bringing this costume along for a little fun we are brewing up with Lily Verlaine ; )

I find it very exciting that Burlesque is bouncing off the stage and onto the silver screen as well as hitting the printing press!

Historically this is not new news, as Gypsy Rose Lee’s book “The G String Murders” was adapted to the screen in “Lady of Burlesque” starring Barbara Stanwyck and was nominated for an Oscar back in 1944. But currently there are several documentaries being made about the History of Burlesque as a well as the modern continuation of the art form.

What I am enjoying about all these films and books is that each one has a voice unique to the performer or the region where they come from. Burlesque is more diverse today than it has ever been and the beauty of that is there is something for every one to enjoy.

There is no right way it should be done. That is an opinion (and believe me I have opinions, but that is another blog…) Art is Art, it is beyond opinion. You can take it or leave it, what matters is that you find the Art that appeals to you and that you support it!

But I digress; all these documentaries that are coming out collectively create a wonderful overview of the International Burlesque Explosion! I hope for more documentaries on the historical aspect of Burlesque, as so many of the Ladies and Gentlemen who have been a part of the legacy of Burlesque are still alive and we have a golden opportunity to hear their stories before they move on to the great stage in the sky.

Not all the films coming out are documentaries, some Feature Films feature the Stars of our community, like … Dirty Martini, Julie Atlas Muz, Immodesty Blaize, Waxie Moon, Scotty The Blue Bunny, Miss Indigo Blue, Lily Verlaine and so on… while others have Film Industry Stars Burlesquing us… ; )

What you should see:

Documentaries:

“Behind The Burly Q” Written and Directed by Leslie Zemeckis

“ a Wink and a Smile” Written and Directed by Deirdre Timmons

“Dirty Martini and the New Burlesque” Directed by Gary Beeber

“Burlesque Undressed” Directed by Alison Grist

“Waxie Moon” Directed by Wes Hurley

“Pretty Things” Director Liz Goldwyn

“Velvet Hammer Burlesque” Directed by Augusta

“Broad Daylight” Directed by John Michael McCarthy and Victoria Renard

Feature Films:

“Tournée” aka “On Tour” Directed by
Mathieu Amalric

“Burlesque” Directed by Steven Antin
We are all waiting to see what this is all about….

Short Bus” by John Cameron Mitchell

The Printing Press:

The United States of Americana” by Kurt B Reighley

“The Burlesque Handbook” by Jo Weldon aka Jo Boobs

“Burlesque and the New Bump-n-Grind” by Michelle Baldwin

There are more films and books to add to this list but this is my jab at it tonight. Go rent some movies and buy some books!

Dueling Lemons

I am not sure who is going to be more worn out by this act, Miss Indigo Blue, Leroi the Girl Boi or YOU the audience?

The Lemon Act is the most High-energy act in “House of Thee UnHoly”  and these ladies will squeeze very ounce of energy out of themselves, their lemons, each other and you before their act is through.

Both these lovelies came to the show with their own versions of “The Lemon Song” that they had been performing as solos. I invited them to combine their acts for “House of Thee UnHoly #2″ and they have been performing it ever since when possible (they live on different coasts). Indigo created her’s for Ellen Forney‘s book release “I Heart Led Zepplein”, Leroi created hers to compete at The Burlesque Hall of Fame.

Together they bring a new twist to their individual acts and have created a Feral Off The Hook 6 minute and 20 second act that will leave you wet!  Don’t be a sour puss come see this “Dueling Lemon Act” at  The Triple Door September 23-25 ! Buy Tickets !

These photos of Miss Indigo Blue and Leroi The Girl Boi were taken by Michael Doucette in 2008

Photo of The Week X3

The Stunning and Beautiful Dirty Martini

Sheesh …. When was this photo taken? I know it was in a Club off the beat and track in Brooklyn. Must have been far, as I took a car service there and it was very late. It has to be after 2001, as I was visiting NYC after having moved back to Seattle. What I do remember….  is Dirty Martini, Julie Atlas Muz and Lady Ace tearing it up on a stage made of a pool table and some rickety ass stairs that got them on and off the damn thing! These images remind me of a photo I’ve seen of Marinka, I’ll have to ask her for it and see if I can share it with you.

I am realizing I feel paralyzed without a camera (damn the ass who stole my Vivienne Westwood handbag two weeks ago), I will just have to bite the bullet and buy another one so I can keep documenting my life as well as others! Hope you enjoy this blast from the past!

Julie Atlas Muz in “Death of a Show Girl”

Lady Ace

House of Thee UnHoly Returns!!!

And how auspicious to be opening on The Autumnal Equinox with a Spectacular Full Moon in Aries! To celebrate I am releasing a limited amount of $10 tickets  (reg$25) for the September 23 performance at The Triple Door. Please use the code “Rock and Roll” over the phone 206-838-4333 or while visiting the Triple Door box office in person, to receive this linted time offer. Sorry not valid on tickets previously purchased.

House of Thee UnHoly includes 13 Dancers,3 Singers and 5 Musicians who take you on a 90 minute epic psychedelic 70′s trip down memory lane of nonstop Sex! Drugs! And Rock & Roll!! That will leave you dazed, confused and ecstatic! This collaborative production draws from a kaleidoscopic disciplinary range of virtuoso actors, singers, musicians, and talented modern, ballet and burlesque dancers.  The incredibly accomplished cast of 21 vanguard contributors each bring unique magic to this landmark Rock-lesque extravaganza where Righteous Rock meets Busby Berkeley and Benny Hill . Now in it’s 4th year!!!

Dancers- Waxie Moon, Lily Verlaine, Miss Indigo Blue, Miss Inga Ingenue, Lou Henry Hoover, Heidi Von Haught, Polly Wood, Leroi The Girl Boi- NYC, Gerard Delacroix, Douglas Ridings, Paris Original, Lydia McLane our “Living Loving Maid” and The Swedish Housewife

Sirens on Thee Rocks -  Sarah Rudinoff, Nick Garrison, Jen Ayers

Thee Mighty Arms of Thor- Darren Loucas Lead – Guitar & Harmonica, Andy Stoller – Bass, Charlie Lorme – Drums, Ryan Burns – Keyboards, Paul Fisher – Rhythm Guitar

“Broadway Level Burlesque”  – The Seattle Weekly

Five shows  performed over three days – September 23, 8PM  17+ / September 24 & 25 , 7:30 17+ & 10PM 21+

The Triple Door

216 Union Street

Seattle WA,  98101

It was so much fun last year , we are doing it again and just in time for the Holiday Gift Giving Season!

Our Horn of Plenty is filled with the inexhaustible and celebratory talents of an All Star Studded Seattle cast!! Hand plucked by The Swedish Housewife from various creative Seattle communities collectively making one heck of a cross pollinated line up as never seen before and never to be seen again!

For one night only!!!!  The Basements, Lushy, and The Witness will be doling out the soul filled beats and accompanying the various talents of Aerialist and Rope Artist - Martha Enson, The Temptress from Taipei – The Shanghai Pearl, The Man! The Myth! The Mustache ! - Ernie Von Schmaltz, A Modern Heathen of The Burlesque World- Iva Handfull, The Swedish Housewife and Bertie, with Special Guest Vocalists- Barbara Ireland and Mark Pickerel of The Praying Hands and The Tripwires. Co hosted by Kaleb Hagan Kerr and The Swedish Housewife.

This event will benefit Treehouse‘s “Little Wishes Program”*. As Performing artists and musicians we will be purchasing as many Dance Classes and Music Lessons as possible with the funds raised. We are also seeking volunteers for Teaching as well donations of functional Musical Instruments, please contact The Swedish Housewife directly about this paula@swedishhousewife.com

Bring your Check Book and Cash! You will have plenty of opportunities to GIVE to Treehouse!
Treehouse is a 501(c)(3) organization; 100% of all check and cash donations are tax deductible, ticket sales are not. We will be joined by a representative from Treehouse who will be collecting all cash and check donations at the event.

*All performers will receive a small honorarium for their participation in this event, as artists need financial support too!

“My Mid Century Modern Celebration Cabaret”

Come join in the fun as the Madcap International Bohemian Jet Set gather at The Triple Door to toast a half century of an epic life that has been lived to the hilt! A run amuck wild cabaret filled with Acrobats, Aerialists, Avant Guard muckety mucks, Burlesquers, “Dance Troupes”, Glamour Girls, Jugglers, and Wacky Performance Artists ( inhale here), that will be talked about in AA, NA,SA and ALONON meetings for years to come!

Starring !!!

Julie Atlas Muz – NYC- “Muz takes the aesthetic of burlesque and applies it to high art to create a dark fantasy of innocence and corruption. The movement is alternately playful and sexual, and the sex is alternately pure and prurient.” -Culturebot.org

Fancy Chance “Miss Alternative Universe 2009″- London

Scotty The Blue Bunny – The World at Large

Miss Astrid- Switzerland- “the true weimar fraulein” – Mel Gordon, author of Voluptuous Panic , “Enough attitude to sink the Bismark”- San Jose Mercury News

NANDA- Portland- “The Nanda boys do things I always wanted the Karamozovs to do, but couldn’t hire the talent… …Go, Nanda! Banzai!” -Howard Patterson,The Flying Karamozov Brothers

Ernie Von Schmaltz

Cherdonna and Lou

Catherine D’Lish- There’s a reason for her last name……

Lily Verlaine- The Living Breathing Work of Art

Miss Indigo Blue- Seattle’s Sapphic Sweetheart

Poppy Daze of The Aerialistas

Queen Shmooquan- ” She is Genius” – Stone Gossard

Waxie Moon

Stella Rose-  Le Pick up Artiste

DOOR  at  6:00PM

SHOW at 8:00PM

The Swedish Housewife Presents

“An evening of Glamour, History, Sizzling Hot Ladies and Celluloid”, Seattle debut performance of Britain’s Crown Jewel of Burlesque - Immodesty Blaize and West Coast Premiere of the documentary “Burlesque Undressed”.

Seattle’s Hottest Traditional Burlesque Show of 2010! A Full on Celebration of Femininity!

The Film Burlesque Undressed” @ 7:00 PM

Burlesque has shimmied itself into the mainstream ever so slyly that now even Cher and Christina are hopping on the bump and grind wagon! But before Hollywood goes all mainstream with their interpretation of the Art of Burlesque, there are now quite a few documentaries on the subject from different view points and perspectives that you should make yourself familiar with starting with “Burlesque Undressed” Directed and written By Allison Grist is a great addition to this growing genera in film and is a loving look into the history, costumes, the current bombastic explosion of Burlesque, with historical film clips and interviews with costumers, historians and several of the beautiful and original Ladies of Golden Era of Burlesque including Joan Arline.

British Reviews about ” Burlesque Undressed”;

“This curiously innocent little British movie is a celebration of the revival of the art of the striptease artist” Phillip French – The Observer

“Cheerfully entertaining” Peter Bradshaw – The Guardian

“Warm, celebratory, cheeky, glamorous and revelatory” – ODEON

The Show @ 8:45PM

This is my only full on traditional Burlesque Show of the year and it is all High Glitz, Glamour and Sex Appeal, it may very well be the sexiest show of the year to hit the Triple Door stage. This is the only show that can boast having 3 Internationally renowned Miss Exotic World title holders and a Living Legend of Burlesque in one night!

The show stars Miss Exotic World 2007 - Immodesty Blaize “Britain’s Crown Jewel of Burlesque” – the hottest British import since Marc Bolan and she is 100% W.O.M.A.N ! Immodesty will have you wiggling in your seats with her Bombshell Va Va Voom and Sass, her costumes as stunning and unless you are planning a trip to London anytime soon this is your only opportunity to drool and see her in the flesh …. in Seattle.

Miss Exotic World 2004 Miss Dirty Martini, is the walking definition of Burlesque, she definitely is tapped into the era of her fore mother Jenny Lee “Miss 44 and Plenty More” just like Lee she is the consummate crowd pleaser. Dirty has been making quite the International splash with performance all over the planet, including film rolls and recently was featured in a fashion spread shot by Karl Lagerfeld for V Magazine! The World Premier of her own film “Dirty Martini and The New Burlesque” is at SIFF Cinemas March 29th.

Just added to the line up is Miss Exotic World 1992 & 1994 Catherine D’Lish there is a reason why this Sex Pot Red Head is a two time winner and we all winners as she recently moved to Seattle. Miss D’Lish is known for her classic Strip Tease and over the top elaborate costumes and oozes like I said S.E.X. and had more titles under her shimmy belt than any other gal working in Burlesque today.

Living Legend of Burlesque Joan Arline “The Sexsquire Girl” now in her 70′s is just finished up her roll as “Electra” in a stage production of Gypsy at The Palm Canyon Theater. She has been in the business of Burlesque since her early 20′s. The Sexquire Girl is known as a walker , her performance is elegant and stunning and remarkably performing in one of her original costumes this evening.

All four of these ladies are in the film “Burlesque Undressed”.

To round out the night are Seattle’s own shakers and movers of The Seattle Burlesque scene Miss Indigo Blue and Miss Inga Ingénue , who both will be performing tribute acts to ladies of yore Wild Cherry and Sally Rand. Hosting the show is The Swedish Housewife.

10:00PM – Meet the Stars, buy some glamourous 8X10′s, DVD’s and get your autographs.
The Immodesty Blaize Channel

I am so excited for this show next week, and I sure hope you can make it as we stumble down memory lane at The Triple Door next week.

This was an interesting show to book as I cast a big net by sending out e-mails to most of the performers I have worked with over the last 21 years. There have been several incarnations of the show you will see next week, many of the acts I pursued were not available for this date as they are out touring around the planet, or had planned a much needed vacation, or had family emergencies and had to cancel, but I am most satisfied with how it all came together.

You will be the first audience to see El Vez’s work in progress “A Tribute To John Sex”.
He is in the midsts of developing a full length one man show about the Boylesque 80′s Icon John Sex, Sex was the first show I produced as The Swedish Housewife in 1987, at The Vogue on 1st Avenue.

Miss Astrid and I decided that the show should be run in chronological order and I think you will see that I have a pretty distinct esthetic that I am consistently attracted to. I see many parallels in my programing over the years and hope that the performers will see who there counter parts are, and that the newer ones will see how they are a continuum of those esthetics.

I must confess that when I book a show I am very selfish and book what thrills me. Granted I have a very diverse appetite.
I really appreciate that Dina Martina is willing to come all they way back to Seattle from her summer retreat in Provincetown to be part of this one night folly. It is rare that one gets to see her in a collective show these days, as we are so used to seeing her in her one woman extravaganzas that have literally been thrilling the world. She was quite the hit in London this spring.

For a little fishing village… Seattle has so many amazing performers and I am delighted to have the opportunity to provide a whole new crop of talented Northwest acts the pleasure of being on The Triple Door stage.

Please come out to support the reasons I get out of bed in the morning, El Vez as John Sex with Miss Indigo Blue, Kathleen Hunt and Triadic Breast, Dina Martina, Armitage Shanks reads Steven Jesse Bernstein, Lily Verlaine, Ernie Von Schmaltz, The Naked Folk Singer, Waxie Moon, Queen Shmooquan, Iva Handful with Ultra and Nanda!

JUNE 25th, The Triple Door, Seattle 7:30 PM.
Tickets: $20 pre sale / $25 day of show
call 206-838-4333 to purchase or go to The Triple Door box office at 216 Union Street

The Swedish Housewife and Miss Indigo Blue’s Academy of Burlesque Present
A Seattle Burlesque Fundraiser for The Burlesque Hall of Fame
The Only Burlesque Museum in The World!!

Last summer saw each of Seattle’s competing Burlesque performers bringing home the gold at The Exotic World Reunion & Pageant in Las Vegas, the Burlesque community’s version of the Oscars. The Von Foxies, Seattle’s Hottest Burlesque Power-Trio, won “Best Troupe”. The Heavenly Spies won “Best Duo”.

This summer Seattle is again sending amazing contestants to vie for the Exotic World titles and trophies. This year’s competitors include Sinner/Saint Burlesque for “Best Troupe”; Inga Ingenue as well as Ravenna Black for “Miss Exotic World”; and Lily Verlaine and Miss Indigo Blue for “Best Duo”.

The Exotic World Weekend is a fundraiser for the Burlesque Hall of Fame, the only Burlesque Museum in the world. To support this amazing event and organization, Seattle’s Burlesque community is throwing a doozy of a fundraiser! Seattle has one of the largest and most active Burlesque communities in the nation, second only to New York City. See what our Emerald City has to offer on Tuesday, May 20 at The Heavens.
A Raucous evening of some fine Seattle Burlesque, with a Live and Silent Auction all to benefit The Burlesque Hall of Fame!

An All Star Cast!!!!
Belle Cozette, Boi/y’s Club, Fuchsia FoXXX and Sassy DeLure, Hottie McNaughty, Iva Handful, Kitty Baby, Lucky Penny, Miss Indigo Blue, Miz Ginger Snapz, Polly Delish, Poppy Toppenbottem, Ravenna Black, Ruby Mimosa, Sinner Saint Burlesque, Sydni Deveraux, Tamara The Trapeze Lady, The Heavenly Spies, The Shanghai Pearl, The Swedish Housewife, The Von Foxies, and Waxie Moon!!!

Hosted and Emceed by Armitage Shanks, Kaleb Hagen-Kerr and The Swedish Housewife

Bring your fat wallets….

Live Auction by Miss Indigo Blue and Kaleb Hagen-Kerr
Silent Auction and Raffle by members of The Rat City Roller Girls

Silent Auction- Shhhhhh!
A photo of Miss Indigo Blue by Chris Blakeley
A photo of a Seattle Burlesque Personality by Christopher Nelson
Hot off the press this years Burlesque Hall of Fame T-Shirts
The Ravenna Black Pin Up Pack
The Iva Handful Revolution Package
Jet City Burlesque Party Package’ which will include 2 tickets to our next show, 2 t-shirts, a signed photo and a rhinestoned wooden spoon

Live Auction!
A photo shoot with Paul O’Connell styled by The Swedish Housewife
Hot off the press this years Burlesque Hall of Fame Mechanics shirt
A Personally Inked Piece of Mammarian Art by The Von Foxies

The Mother of all Raffles!
2 Tickets to The Swedish Housewife’s “Everything But the Kitchen Sink (or not) Cabaret” on June 25th at The Triple Door.
2 Tickets to the June 16th Dr. Sketchy’s with Iva Handful
2 Tickets to The Von Foxies Kids Cabaret May 24th Theater Off Jackson
2 Tickets to A Naughty Nautical Birthday Bash! May 29th The Baltic Room
2 Tickets to The New Circus Contraption Show

Location: The Heavens- 172 South Washington, Pioneer Square
Date: Tuesday May 20th
Time: Door at 7PM
Tickets: General Admission $15 advance, $20 day of show
Couches $100, $150 day of show
Advance tickets available at: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/34743

http://www.burlesquehall.com

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