Archive for July, 2010


Photo of The Week

This is my new friend August playing with her band “Only Girls Allowed” at the “Girls Rock ! Seattle” Summer Camp 2010 Showcase at Neumos. It was overwhelming to be in there, the room was packed with Young Girls ages 8 –16 and their fans of all ages (mostly female). It struck me as I stood there, that when I was August’s age (9), I was not encouraged to pursue this style of music, nor the instruments that come along with it. In 1969 I wanted to play the Drums and was told girls don’t play drums, that it was un lady like, the response was no better when I suggested the Electric Guitar. I was lucky enough to get a guitar and a songbook but that was as far as that encouraged went and I lost interest being in an isolated creative void, I never got past playing “Yellow Bird” and “ Mellow Yellow”. So needles to say I was moved to the core today to see so many young ladies being supported and so lovingly encouraged in their musical pursuits. I can’t wait to see what this generation of young rockers will bring us in the future…

This Friday Night you will find me in Georgetown… and  I will be a Twisting and a Frugin, as The Soul Hole throws down with a “Summer BBQ Edition” at The Georgetown Ballroom. 7 sets of music to be played by DJ’s: Greg Vandy, Miss Lilli, Nipper, Cruddy, Self-Administered Beatdown, Chilly and Johnny Horn, with a live music by my all time favorites The Basements. All this for only $5!
If that don’t make you wanna jump up and dance nothing will!   If the party gets to crowded we will just have to do the Cavern Stomp!

Bambi The Mermaid

Bambi The Mermaid is not your average Chicken of The Sea, and she has the most astounding costumes related to the Sea to prove it. I could have booked an entire show just with her, but you will only get to see two of her delightful Sea Crustaceans at The Seafarer Follies this year… too bad we don’t have a tank on the stage.  This stunning photo by Andrew Brusso is a little preview (though she’s not wearing so much of her costume any more in it) of what you can expect August 6th and 7th at The Triple Door. This photo was taken at the former home of Dixie Evans in Helebdale CA, known to us Burlesque geeks as “Exotic World” where we used to trundle out to before the Burlesque Hall of Fame Museum, Pageant and Dixie were moved to Las Vegas in 2005.

Photo of The Week

I took this photo in the beginning of the July when Miss Bertie and I were visiting Kevin Kent in New Mexico,  at his family Homestead up in the mountains between Cuba and Abiquiu.

We went on lovely walks every day and on this particular hike we were inundated by Deer Flies who are quite vicious.

photo by Don Spiro
Yes!!! IT’S TRUE!!!!!!!!!!

That bumpin and grinding primate is headed to Seattle to perform at The First Annual Seafarer Follies this August the 6th and 7th. He’ll be hanging from the rafters, singing a song and frolicking with his Sexy and Sassy counter part Trixie Little.

This last June he won the category of “Best Boylesque”  at The Burlesque Hall of Fame Striptease Reunion 2010,  and I wanted to share these amazing photographs he sent me that Mike Lee took of him.

photo by Don Spiro

Can’t sleep at night as you ponder who Waxie Moon (as King Neptune) will crown as the first ever Royal Sea Urchin on August 7th at The Triple Door during The First Annual Seafarer Follies?!

What does it take to be The Royal Sea Urchin?

Style, Poise, Grace and Eloquence as “The One who wears the Crown” will have Royal Duties throughout Our Little Fishing Village during their one-year reign.

What are the Duties of The Royal Sea Urchin?

The Royal Sea Urchin will carry the Sprit of Summer for four seasons,  making appearances at major arts events and festivities, be the Spokespersons and Representative of this Alternative Summertime Celebration.

Duties Thus Far Include:

Pressing the Official Clock for 14/48 ” The Worlds Quickest Theater Festival” in January

Opening The Moisture Festival with an official blessing

Cutting The Ribbon to start The Solstice Parade

Who Qualifies to Compete?

Any human over the age of 21

Come dressed to the 9 Fathoms in your most outrageous Nautical, Aquatic, Flyboy, Flygirl, Sailor, Sea Captain, Mermaid, Merman, or “you make it up” costume to win prizes and the prestigious year-long title of Royal Sea Urchin!


What will you have to do in the competition?

Come walk the stage on either Friday or Saturday night and say “Hello” to your adoring Court

You will be scored by our panel of Local Celebrity Judges!

El Vez-  The Mexican Elvis

Lily Verlaine – The Living Breathing Work of Art

Maque Davis – Producer of The Freemont Solstice Parade

Scotty The Blue Bunny – Yes!!! He lives here now!

More to come…..

Three contestants from Friday night will be invited back Saturday evening for the final selection and Crowing of  “The Royal Sea Urchin”.

Please e-mail paula@swedishhousewife.com  to register yourself to compete on either night.

May the Lucky Star Fish be with you!

Photo of The Week

Driving Topless through the streets of The Little Fishing Village

A Summer Night finally arrives to Seattle! Bastille Day July 14, 2010 catching a ride home  in Chris Ford’s 1966 Polara with Lou Henry Hoover and Deirdre Timmons from The Triple Door after seeing the smoldering Lily Verlaine’s Francophilic production  Nightcap : L’Edition Francaise . The show and the car ride were très magnifique!

I am wearing a Black Ribbon around my neck as I must confess I am a bit of a Royalist and supporter of the now long deceased Marie Antoinette. She was a bit of a scape goat  and  perhaps one day I will share my thought on this subject in great detail. But for now I’ll just say that misogyny has a long and bloody History!

Photo of The Week

Riding home late night in a Crown Black Car

I Love Vinyl!

And it may surprise you to learn that I’m not talking clothes….but records! They are a perfect shape, pleasing to hold, the ideal dimensions for creating artwork, but what I love the most about Records? Is the warm sound that emanates from them. Since the age of 16 I’ve had DJ friends and prior to that was an avid record buyer. Yes! I belonged to a bunch of record clubs but Capitol Records is the one that stands out. I coveted records! My mothers Santana and Herb Alpert Records when I was 9 and when my parents divorced when I was 12, I tried hiding my fathers Tom Lehrer records from him as I hated to see them go (after he died three years ago I was quite happy to get them back.) Maybe it’s my love for records that I’ve had so many DJ friends and dated so many DJ’s. I also love to dance and historically the dance floor is where I have met some of my best friends and favorite people in the world. I spent a majority of my youth attending dance classes and then clubs as soon as I could pass the age limit to get in.

It’s really exciting that so many of my DJ friends are going back to spinning Vinyl and that shops like Wall of Sound exisit. I love walking up Pine Street and looking in their window to see the latest display of record covers. Often the album covers trigger off a bunch of memories and I get lost in my head remembering. As I get older I realize there is so much I have filed deep into these cabinets in my brain that it is so welcome to have these memories jostled loose and come back in full color, photographs can do that too, but music usually adds a whole sensory aspect to these remembrances that go beyond the visual.

I was very excited last week when I learned of Scott Giampino’s new night “Kings Of The Vinyl Frontier” and look forward to their next event. BTW Soul Hole is having a big blow out in Georgetown Summer “Soul Hole on July 30th not sure of the venue.

Spinning Proud:

Bin It! at Hattie’s Hat

Bang On! at Hazelwood

Soul Hole every now and again at The Triple Door Musicquarium

Worlds Tinniest Tea Dance! at Pony  DJ’s  El Toro & King of Pants

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